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May 23 2013
Fuck yeah, I’ll make you one.
I get to be bisexual and you don’t. You get to fart and I don’t. Considering the oppressive gender politics endured by previous generations, I think we can both live with that.
Let’s not make putting leashes on our children when we go to the mall one of them.
recommend you go down on me every day.
Fuck CNN. We get our evening news from Comedy Central.
Something to remember the next time you fuck up.
You know better than to ask how many men I’ve slept with, and I know better than to have ever kept track.
I’ll totally fuck you in it.
You better know what time it is.
It’s late. You’re hungry. Feel free to climb out of bed and raid the fridge, but hurry back, because I guarantee you’re not gonna find anything as delicious as my pussy.