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I get to be bisexual and you don’t. You get to fart and I don’t. Considering the oppressive gender politics endured by previous generations, I think we can both live with that.
Let’s not make putting leashes on our children when we go to the mall one of them.
You know better than to ask how many men I’ve slept with, and I know better than to have ever kept track.
It’s late. You’re hungry. Feel free to climb out of bed and raid the fridge, but hurry back, because I guarantee you’re not gonna find anything as delicious as my pussy.
